Do you know who I think is the ugliest girl in school?
That Hermione Granger
You know what I’d give her on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1… 1 would be the ugliest and then 10 is pretty…
I would give her
Not over a 9.8
Because there is always room for improvement
Not everyone’s perfect like me
That’s why I am holding out for a 10
Because I’m worth it
this is my favorite bit in the entire AVPM canon
he asked for a blowjob and i blew him away with the word of the lord
If there is ever a day where I do not reblog this assume I’m dead.
(Source: orlandobloomfistmeintheass, via youdtearthiscanvasskinapart)
"Hufflepuff house is haunted by the Fat Friar, who was executed because senior churchmen grew suspicious of his ability to cure the pox merely by poking peasants with a stick, and his ill-advised habit of pulling rabbits out of the communion cup."
Goddamn Hufflepuffs get the best everything