clracomalfoy:

”And this is Amortentia ,the most powerful love potion in the world. It’s rumored to smell differently to each person according to what attracts them. “

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penroseparticle:

jeffblimissylar:

Do you know who I think is the ugliest girl in school?

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That Hermione Granger

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You know what I’d give her on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1… 1 would be the ugliest and then 10 is pretty…

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I would give her

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an 8

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An 8.5

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Or 9

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Not over a 9.8

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Because there is always room for improvement

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Not everyone’s perfect like me

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That’s why I am holding out for a 10

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Because I’m worth it

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this is my favorite bit in the entire AVPM canon

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kingslyers:

"Since being quite young, I’ve had a very strong sense of independence and survival. As a child, I was on my own two feet emotionally."

kingslyers:

"Since being quite young, I’ve had a very strong sense of independence and survival. As a child, I was on my own two feet emotionally."

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bekksrich:

I love you too.

yousee-butyou-donot-observe:

mishasjockstrap:

soudcloud:

he asked for a blowjob and i blew him away with the word of the lord

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If there is ever a day where I do not reblog this assume I’m dead.

(Source: orlandobloomfistmeintheass, via youdtearthiscanvasskinapart)

thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

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"Hufflepuff house is haunted by the Fat Friar, who was executed because senior churchmen grew suspicious of his ability to cure the pox merely by poking peasants with a stick, and his ill-advised habit of pulling rabbits out of the communion cup."

Pottermore

Goddamn Hufflepuffs get the best everything

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Interviewer: I heard you recently said that you make a great date, can you please elaborate for the fans out there.

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